Laughter ^o^

"What starting salary are you looking for?" the head of human resources asks the newly graduated engineer at the end of the job interview.

         Going for it, the guy says, "Well, sir, I was thinking about $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

         "OK," the HR director says. "How about five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental benefits, a big office and a Porsche for your company car?"

         The engineer gasps and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

         "Yeah," he replied.

         "But you started it."

                                                                                                                                  by WAYNE BENNETT